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  • A Little Box Of Oblivion (1f, 4m/f)
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    Finalist - 34th British All Winners Festival (NDFA) 2007 (Rushen Players)
    Winner - Warwickshire Play Festival, 2007, (Abbey Players)
    Winner - BEST COMEDY : Sunshine Coast Theatre Festival 2006, Queensland, Australia (Jally Productions)
    Winner
    - BEST ORIGINAL PLAY : All England Theatre Festival (North East Heats) 2005
      A woman puts a box down next to a stranger in a park, giving strict instructions before she rushes off, not to move, knock, tilt or open it. Passers-by offer suggestions as to what's inside, and what should be done with it - is it a bomb, a packet of deadly anthrax or perhaps a severed head? At last, exasperated by these highly opinionated people, the stranger shakes and rattles the box, only to be berated by the returning woman, who reveals all, much to their embarrassment.
  • Loving Chopin (2m, 1f), 55min
  •   A struggle for intellectual (and occasionally physical) supremacy between a bigoted old judge, his long-suffering and manipulative wife, and their smooth, but somewhat subversive, butler.
  • mediocrity (4m, 1f, 1m/f), 35min
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    Winner - BEST COMEDY : Sunshine Coast Theatre Festival 2007, Australia (Jally Productions)
    Finalist - British All Winners NDFA, Woking, 2006 (Phoenix Theatre Company)
    Finalist - British One Act Drama Festival, Perth, 2006 (Phoenix Theatre Company)
    Winner
    - Welsh National Drama Festival, 2006 (Phoenix Theatre Company)
    Winner - AMFEST Festival: Wits Theatre, Johannesburg, South Africa, 2002
      Kenaf has just learnt that he's about to die and his life changes dramatically as he finally stands up to his domineering wife, the bullying brute and the condescending Doctor.
    Full Length
     
  • The Simple Process Of Alchemy (2m)
  •   Telling of the experiments and misadventures of two charlatan scientists, Fernando and Reynaldo in Renaissance Italy, the play provides an invigorating evening of surreal and silly entertainment. Bursting with clowning, caricature and competition, the actors play twenty-five parts between them they try to discover the ingredients of a love potion, the secret of alchemy and the true nature of the earth.
    One Act
     
  • A Bit Of A Do (1f), 35 mins
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    Maggie is happily settled into her life. Settled with husband, Harry; settled into their comfortable house in a small cul-de-sac; settled with her circle of friends and settled with her high standards of behaviour. When something unsettling though happens to one of her friends, the effect of it builds up a tidal wave around her which smashes through her comfy existence, destroying it forever.

  • A Woman Of Uncertain Age (1f), 35 mins
  •   Winner: Best New Writing, Buxton Festival Fringe 2003
      Ruth is in her forties. She travels with baby Eve, a slowly dwindling mountain of baggage and a distinct lack of self-esteem on a somewhat fraught train journey to see her grown-up son. We hear the story of Eve through Ruth’s inner thoughts and outer utterances in this bitter-sweet comedy of lost love and lost luggage.
  • Bye-bye, Mr Heim! (4m, 7f, 1m/f), 40mins
  •   Walter Heim is a bigamist and a money launderer who has been embezzling from his criminal friends to support his extravagant lifestyle. Lying in a hospital bed, he is visited by his two wives, who walk out on him, and a messenger from the Mob who reveals that the 'accident' won't be botched next time - he's living on borrowed time. Who can Walter turn to for help? His Doctor and Nurse agree to secretly get him out of hospital and hide him in exchange for a large sum of money. Why does the Nurse though, get the cheque made out in her name only? Does Walter survive?
  • Digs (4m, 4f), 40mins
  •   Sara catches Ben with her drunk sister wrapped round him and throws him out. Forced to take lodgings, Ben arrives at the house of Mrs Schiller. With spartan accomodation and an ageing Austrian landlady, Ben is plunged into a bizarre series of conversations and flashbacks. His wild imagination portrays her as a Teutonic prison warder after she takes away all his clothes, and his inability to leave the room until she returns them lets him take stock of his married life.
  • Ladies On The Costa (1f), 20 mins each
  •   A compelling series of 12 monologues telling the amusing, acerbic and utterly absorbing stories of the lives of twelve female ex-pats living in Spain, each with a diffferent reason for emigrating there.
  • Two Sisters (2f), 60mins
  •   Nominated - Manchester Evening News Award (Best Play) : 24/7 New Writing Festival 2006
      Dark secrets hidden in the grey mists of time are reluctantly revealed in this excellent black comedy. Set in a small village in 1880's Russia, Anya and Sonia are goaded into recollecting some things they'd rather forget from their earlier years, upon the bizarre discovery of an empty coffin in Anya's lodgings.
    One or Two Act Playable
     
  • Dancing With Auntie (3m, 4f), 70-80mins
  •   When teenager Barry invites his new girlfriend to the family Christmas party, she has a catalytic effect on the rest of the household, bringing to the fore a secret that has been hidden for many years. Barry's father has some explaining to do to his niece and his son in an attempt to atone for his actions. A beatifully crafted, wickedly humorous play.
    Full Length
  • Love Is A Four Letter Word (5m, 5f) Two Acts (Strong language & content)
  •   Dave lusts after Jackie. Jackie yearns for romance. Jackie's mother yearns for perfection. Dave's mates lend a helping hand (or they interfere - depending on your viewpoint). The play stares the serious and sensitive subjects of marriage, relationships and responsibility firmly in the face, and doesn't blink or take a step backwards.
  • Playing Away (5m, 8f) (Strong language & content)
  •   Kath discovers that she's pregnant, and Alan (her husband) can't believe that he is the father. Being the landlord and landlady of a Northern pub provides a host of fascinating characters for Alan to wonder about. He might be the father, but there again ...
  • Pretzels For Dinner (3m, 4f) (Strong language & content)
  •   Annie and Bill have been married for 40 years during which time he has been the 'lord and master'. Even after death, he maintains a presence and keeps her on her toes. Only she can see and hear him, until finally she decides that she doesn't need him anymore.
  • Silent Running (3m, 1f)
  •   Harry Falcon runs his entertainment agency like he runs his his life - on a downward spiral. His grip on both is weakening as each grip of the bottle of scotch strengthens its hold on him. Befriended by one of his female acts, he tries to rekindle his emotional side, but it is too late; she is spoken for, and his body and mind are way past redemption.
  • Ugga! (the boy with a paper bag on his head) (7m, 3f, 1m/f) 80 mins. Suitable (with doubling) for TIE
  •   Inspired youngster or fashion victim? Who is this mysterious 'Ugga'? Why is he wearing a paper bag on his head? Is he mad or is he making a bold statement? These are the questions that new English teacher, Mr Jones has to answer when he starts at his first school. Join him in his quest to find the truth; join him in his quest to find out what lies beneath the paper bag.
    One Act
  • Butter Side Up (2m, 3f), 55 mins
  •   Breakfast is served at Chuckfarthing House. Which is tough when you have hangover and you’re the one who has to serve it. Will the organic grapefruit be worth the wait? Will the newly-weds ever make it down to breakfast? Will the past always come back to haunt you? Find out in this poignant comedy.
  • Exit Right, Running (4m,3f), 45 mins
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    Runner Up - BEST OVERALL PLAY : Drama Association of Wales Annual Competition 2000
      England in 1642 sees two actors fleeing from persecution as Royalists by Cromwell's men. As they try to meet their friend who will help them escape, they run into two 'ladies of the night' who recognise them as actors. Will they hold their tongues? Can they be bought? What revelation is one of the actors forced to make to the other?
  • Flumes And Fumes (5m, 6f), 60 mins (Strong language & content)
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    Madcap mayhem, debauchery, lust and mistaken identity, all this and more! The play is set in 'Floaters Leisure Centre' just prior to an inspection by the local senior councillor, Mr Pantalone. Isabella, the Centre's Manageress, is in a flap; however her dysfunctional staff are not perturbed in the slightest, add a good measure of lunacy to this theatrical pot of nonsense and you have all the ingredients for a crazy rollercoaster ride that builds and builds into an insane, ludicrous, climax that would not be amiss within the walls of Bedlam!

  • Sharks In The Custard (3f, 4m/f) 45 mins
  •   Winner - Drama Association of Wales Annual Playwriting Competition 1997
     

    The cleaning ladies in the municipal art gallery enjoy their work, but rumours of government cut backs threaten to upset their cosy regime. In the face of adversity they come up with a solution that not only secures their futures and helps to save the gallery, but also ensures that their lives will never be quite the same again.

  • Slap And Tickle At The Pig And Whistle (5m, 3f), 60 mins (Strong language & content)
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    A story concerning the misappropriation of private love letters belonging to Isabella and Lelio and the debauched selfish interest of Pulcinella, the publican of 'The Pig and Whistle'. The crazy antics of Arlecchino, Colombina's quick thinking paramour and the thwarted, elicit love affair between Isabella and Lelio, all add up to a rollicking, uproarious comedy that crashes like a comic avalanche to it's ultimate conclusion.

  • The Ladybirds (9f), 45 mins
  •   The village drama group has lost all their men. The future looks bleak until a bright, young director agrees to help them out. The suggested solution at first shocks the straitlaced villagers, but then becomes the vehicle which gets the cash flowing back into the groups desperate bank account.
  • The Village Hall (9m, 8f), four 30 min one-act plays (or play 2, 3 or 4 in combination)
  •   That hallowed institution - the Village Hall, scene of unparalleled local country dramas is the setting for these four comedy plays. Each play stands up in its own right, but the quartet could be played together in many combinations. Each play features one or two main characters and their particular use of the Hall, a Jumble Sale, the Amateur Dramatics group, the scout's Gang Show and the Wedding Reception..
  • Time For Ben (3m, 3f) 45 mins
  •   A highly unusual play in that the title role has no words to speak. Ben is a disabled teenager, severely handicapped and wheelchair-bound, having his eighteenth birthday complete with visiting relatives. Mark, Ben's father gets annoyed with Ben's uncle who doesn't appreciate both the sacrifices Mark has made, nor Ben's sense of humour which shines out like a beacon through the family quarrels.
  • Vanessa & The Vanguard (2m, 1f) 45 mins
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    Nominated - AMFEST Festival : Wits Theatre, Johannesburg, South Africa 2000
      The action for this unlikely comedy occurs in the sultry, smoky setting of a private and intensely personal investigation into the wherabouts of a missing person. The client is a remarkably beautiful woman, however, instead of the suave, gravel-voiced detective we may have come to expect, we encounter Orton T. Norton - a frenetic, obsessive, and somewhat eccentric private eye.
    Full Length
  • Stand And Deliver (4m, 10f) (Strong language & content)
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    Winner - AUDIENCE AWARD : Wakefield Drama Festival, 2009, (JABA Players)
      In a small Maternity Ward, Sister Mitchell and Nurse Walker have to contend with four pregnant women and their other half's (or mother in one case) each with different reasons for being pregnant and different views on births, deaths and marriages. It may sound like an unlikely setting for a comedy play, but Janet Shaw has a talent for turning the most incongruous situation and poking fun at it, or the people in it. Great fun!
  • Stopped Interrupting (4m, 4f)
  •   A play within a play (sort of). When a performance looks likely to be cancelled due to a missing actor, the author of the play agrees to stand in for him. A few minutes into Act One, the cast are perturbed by a lady member of the audience standing up and claiming that she wrote the play not the supposed 'author' on stage. It transpires that they were in love many years ago, but broke up and haven't seen each other since. Did the script get snaffled? Why did they break up? How will the cast cope with this unusual and testing situation?
  • Tie Break (4m, 4f, 1m/f)
  •   When 94 year old Vincent arrives at Clive and Ann's house with 21 year old Melanie, and it's announced they are engaged, everybody suspects of her of being a gold-digger. After she leaves, they discuss theories as to how she could 'bump the old codger off' without getting caught. Later, a policeman arrives to quiz them on the sudden demise of Vincent.. Is he all that he seems though? What does he say when the real Vincent arrives?
    One Act
  • Axis (4m plus 1m, 1f, 8m/f support), 45 mins
  •   The title of this play comes from George W. Bush’s declaration soon after the attack on the World Trade Center in 2001, that there exists an “Axis of Evil”, a shadowy conspiracy which is, presumably, out to destroy the “Allies of Good”. The play explores the role the media play in terrorist activity, and is set around a rather absurd, but plausible, situation of terrorists setting up a talk show between a hostage and his kidnappers. With a topical and tense plot, 'Axis' is very much a story of our time.
  • For The Love Of Sara (3m, 1f plus 1m, 2f support), 45 mins
  •   Ben is a patient in a psychiatric ward. As he is being questioned by Carl, a psychiatrist, the landscape of Ben's family life emerges. The centre of his life is his love for his daughter, Sara, who was born brain damaged. There is a horror in Ben's life that he can't face up to, but ironically, it is this same horror that has the effect of dramatically changing Sara's life.
  • Honeymoon Suite 3x1 Act or 1x3 Act Plays (either 2m, 1f or 4m, 3f), 40 mins each
  •   Three plays that explore the reasons why three couples have booked into the honeymoon suite at a country hotel. Two of the three are just married - for one it's barely six weeks since they met, the other couple though have known each other for twenty years. Why so soon? Why so long? The third couple are not married, at least, not to each other. This and a secret discovered, casts a shadow over their weekend. Francis, the genial, Irish hotel porter links all three plays with his homespun philosophy and his 'see nothing', 'get you anything' attitiude to his valued guests.
  • Ladies On The Costa (1f), ~10 mins each
  •   A compelling series of twelve monologues telling the amusing, acerbic and utterly absorbing stories of the lives of twelve female ex-pats living in Spain, each with a diffferent reason for emigrating there.
  • Lucy In The Sky (4f), 45 mins
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    Finalist - NDFA All Winners Drama Festival, Woking 2009 (Wilstead Players)
    Winner - BEST ONE ACT PLAY (Female Cast) : Drama Association of Wales Competition, 2002
      Three women seek shelter in an inner city hostel for the homeless. On this cold winter night, each has a different reason for being there. Two of them are having to come to terms with recent events which have shattered their lives. The other cannot forget her failing because once a year for fifty years she has been vividly reminded.
  • Movers (4m, 2f), 40mins
  •   Four removal men are clearing the large Cartwright house on the hill, a once powerful industrial dynasty, now reduced to bankruptcy. The play is a symbol of all our destinies - the great can crumble and the weak can survive, especially if they are sustained by a sense of humour. We all have our tragedies, we usually survive, and life moves on. If you have the ability to laugh at yourself, it helps.
  • Once An Actress (1f), 35 mins
  •   Bored with her factory job, Sara attends an audition and is amazed when she gets a part. Through this catalyst she attends drama school and afterwards lands an acting job touring Welsh schools, both of which provide her with valuable new life skills. Her bubble is burst though, when she gets no more acting jobs and has to retrun to the factory. A superb single-hander for a competent actress.
  • Remembrance Day (5f), 40mins
  •   Leanora - a 'difficult' patient, has been moved from one nursing home to another, and the new staff are not too happy with her. During a visit by her daughter and grand-daughter, some family skeletons are revealed. Forced into a corner by all around her, Leanora decides it is time to tell the 'truth' behind the rift.
  • Ship Of Fools (4m, 1f), 40mins
  •   In the middle of the 19th century, a desperate group of starving villagers wreck a ship that holds no food or money, just society's unwanted - a ship full of fools. This sharply dramatic play tells their story. It was initially envisaged as an allegory of the arguments against Care in the Community (ie the abandonment of seriously ill patients and the lack of round the clock care) however the period setting allows for various other readings.
  • Something Beginning With C (3m, 3f), 40mins
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    Mike is a 'Jack-the-lad', living his life in pubs, each night with a different girl. One day he is diagnosed with cancer. To start with he carries on as before, but the decision whether to change his lifestyle or carry on as before, weighs heavily on him.

  • The Brown Felt Hat (6f), 45mins
  •   Ann (and her daughter, Beth) arrive in 1942 from Wales, to escape the bombing and work in her sister Pat's hotel. The work is demanding, and Pat works them hard. Each of the women has a battle to fight and fears to conquer. The brown felt hat is a symbol of good times, of well-being, of self esteem and of magical escape. It is a prop which helps the wearer to escape the ugliness of war.
  • The Cafe Sirocco (3m, 2f, 1m/f) One Act
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    Henry and Melissa, an unhappily married middle-aged couple, have each arranged a secret rendezvous with would-be lovers. Unfortunately, not only have they chosen the same restaurant, but their new lovers work together in the same office. Lying and deceit are used by the couple to bolster their hum-drum lives, tactics which soon unravel when the two couples inevitably encounter each other.

    Full Length
  • A Phoenix Rising (8m, 6f)
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    What happens in a society that has lost its way and is in a state of civil unrest? What if certain people with influence decided to help create and promote the idea of a new messiah? Modern technology with all its creativity can produce images which could convince the most ardent sceptic, so why shouldn't a troubled church organisation harness it for its own ends?

  • Behind Closed Doors (5m, 3f) (Strong language & scenes of violence)
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    Set in 1969, when physical and mental abuse was a fact of life to many women, this play is about domestic violence inside marriage - a subject still regrettably topical over thirty-five years later. The engagement of two university students brings their families together, but breaks one of them apart.

  • Fate (4m, 5f) (Strong language & content)
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    When the warped minds of two families being joined in marriage intertwine, the results are a devastating mix of incest, lies, bribery, fraud and adultery. Left to themselves the four flawed relationships in the two families must ultimately lead to their self-destruction. Only fate can take a hand in the proceedings to change the outcome for two of the characters.

  • Glimpse Due Solace (7m, 5f) (Strong language & content)
  •   The play explores the way love and guilt manifest themselves inside human relationships: the flowering and de-flowering; the living and dying, shouting and crying. Are love and guilt insistent? Always. Are they persistent? Occasionally. Are they consistent? Never.
  • In (3m, 3f) (Very strong language & adult content)
  •   A psychotic and homosexual private investigator who despises prostitutes gets hired by a husband who is curious to know if (and why) his wife is being unfaithful to him. Why does she visit the doctor's so regularly?
  • Love, Marilyn (17m, 7f, 1m/f)
  •   One of the 20th century's classic icons, Marilyn Monroe continues to fascinate. This play attempts to explain why her character developed the way it did, and provides an insight into her last few tragic hours. Requires a young, competent actress to play the title role as she is alone on stage for 15 mins at the end of the play.
  • Portrait Of Dylan (4m, 3f) (Strong language & content)
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    The short, enigmatic life of Dylan Thomas was one filled with emotion, artistic endeavour and alcohol. A man of passion and poetry, a womaniser, a Welshman. Charting the years from childhood to his death aged 39 in New York, 'Portrait Of Dylan' is a powerful, moving account of Dylan's life, loves and lyrics.

  • Resonant Frequency (2m, 1f, 2m/f)
  •   A young mother who gains a son then loses him; an immigrant Italian ice cream shop owner with a large heart but a murky past; a slightly psychotic boffin and a pair of slightly out-of-this-world people who interview the three others form the cast for this fascinating play. Boffin is a person walking a tightrope between genius and insanity, reality and fantasy. His invention and subsequent over-reaction to a simple incident involving Mother and Toni has the potential to snuff out all human life.
  • The Audition (2f) (Strong language & content)
  •   How far will an actress go to get a part? How far does the Director need to push? A psychological drama exploring the relationship between Director and actress at an audition where the normal rules and etiquette have been dispensed with. A most unusual play.
  • The Cherry Boys (9m,4f)
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    A boy rating takes his first job on a cruise ship in the 1950's and is forced to come to terms with homosexual members of the crew when he is barely coming to terms with his own newly awakened interest in girls. A poignant story based on events that happened in real life; about relationships between, and in between, the crew and their passengers.

  • The Magdalen Whitewash (4m, 16f)
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    Winner - YOUTH DRAMA AWARD: Kent Drama Festival (Youth Drama Challenge Cup) 2009
      Brought to recent attention by the film 'The Magdalene Sisters', this play vividly portrays the despair and inhumanity inflicted on the 'Maggies' - those unfortunate girls who had the misfortune to be institutionalised in the Magdalen Laundries. Their crimes? Being pregnant mainly. Their punishment? To be separated from their familes and work long hours in the laundry. Requires a mostly young cast.
  • The Revolutionaries (18m,6f)
  •   An important moment of history is highlighted in ‘The Revolutionaries’. The theme of the play is the fight for power around the time of Lenin's death and takes place in the aftermath of the 1917 Russian Revolution. Lenin knew he was dying and was concerned about who might be his successor. He favoured Trotsky, but as history tells, Stalin was very much in the way.
    Full Length
  • Free And Easy (5m, 4f)
  •   Enjoy a real nostalgia treat with this gently humorous, hugely entertaining, piece of escapism. Set to a backdrop of over fifteen hits of the 50s and 60's, we follow the trials and tribulations of Eric Dobbins, the dryly nonchalant publican, and his matriarchal wife, Iris (a stereotypical landlady), as they, their staff and their regulars fight to save the pub from the unscrupulous hands of the brewery manager who sees it as a potential lap-dancing venue. Requires a cast of competent singers and a three-piece band.
  • Lumley Mill (18m, 20f)
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    Set in the fields and farms of England circa 1890. John Bartlett's play is a lovingly created look back at those simpler times of shepherds and squires; innocence and indulgence; Morris men, maidens and milk-maids. Using traditional English folk tunes, this play is an unusual, but fascinating glimpse at the social mores and constraints of Victorian agricultural society. The cast list is quite large, so there is ample scope for doubling if necessary, or for involving a large number of actors where this is possible.

  • The Giggleswick Players Do 'Full Frontal' (8m, 11f) 100 mins
  •   An affectionate behind-the-scenes look at life both on and off stage at an Amateur Dramatics group. With ambitions that are amorous as well as artistic, romances flourish and fail, in the midst of the Directors attempts to stage a musical comedy. Requires several competent singers and dancers - even though the parts they are playing can't sing or dance (or act for that matter).
  • Sunshine Mountain (15m, 11f, 3m/f)
  •   Set in the mid-1930's, a group of excitable children are taken to the seaside for a day. An endearing look back at more relaxed past times, when Sunday School charabanc outings were very popular and deckchair attendants ruled the beach! Suitable for either adult or school productions.
    Full Length
  • Dylan (5m, 3f) (Strong language & content)
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    The dance musical version of 'Portrait Of Dylan' (see above) which combines the text of that play with superb, professionally recorded music on CD. Dance sequences can be imaginatively used during these musical interludes to complement the spoken action.

    Full Length
  • Revelation Of The Velvet City (5m, 3f) 110 mins
  •   A rather sinister portrayal of the murky divide between good and evil, passive and active, order and chaos. The Righteous and The Meek struggle to each gain the upper hand in a battle for survival as the end of the world approaches. The five acts break neatly into the equivalent of a two act play.
    One Act
  • A Quiet Life (1m, 3f)
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    Winner - BEST ORIGINAL PLAY : All England Theatre Festival (North East Heats) 2003
      Ten thousand pounds in grant money has been stolen from the Village Hall committee and although Fred Jackson is a retired policeman, his instincts are still razor-sharp. It's unlikely to be Allison, the recently arrived newcomer to the village, but has Joan, the treasurer, dipped her fingers in the till, or does Audrey, the 'local girl made good' and now Chair of the Committee know more than she's letting on?
  • Fate's Thread (1m, 4f)
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    Winner - BEST ORIGINAL PLAY : All England Theatre Festival (North East Heats) 2004
      Susan suffers a fatal accident caused by her husband, Jack. She meets Alice and Harriet in the graveyard who, also being dead, have to persuade Susan to reconcile herself to the fact that she has been been murdered. Can they do this, or will Susan be forced to spend the rest of eternity in the Sea Of Lost Souls? Fates Thread is a ghost story. It's a murder mystery, and a light comedy. It's a race against time to save a soul.
    Full Length
  • Where You Going, Bobby Fortner? (7m, 4f)
  •   Bobby, living in a small American town, discovers that illegal dumping of toxic chemicals is taking place in the local river, but nobody in the town seems to be interested - not even the Sheriff. In passing, he mentions it to his doctor who agrees to help Bobby find the culprits as the town's water supply is at risk. This play for young adults raises topics of the environment, collusion, teenage relationships and trust.
     
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